Sunday, October 16, 2016

The Heel Clickers

Who is ready for the most wonderful day of the year?! That’s right! It's time to read another of my blog posts! Ok, now that you've finished your rejoicing, time to make some happy readers!By the time I finish this post I will probably be back from my trip and be able to tell you all about it and all the super fun things I did while Leo was at home moping. Poor Leo wasn't given the time off work and wasn't able to come adventuring with me. Poor Leo. 

My mom's sister will land in Dublin October 7th with my cousin and Boyd. I am going to take them around Ireland and then they will return to the dry mountain air most of you fine folk live in.Back a couple of months ago Leo got a Saturday off and we had an adventurous day. We were able to go to the top of Scrabo, that's something we haven't been able to do since I first visited this island in 2012. That was nice :) After that we picked Ronnie up and took him to a little town called Dromore. It's a little farming town that he spent part of his childhood in and hadn't been back to visit for many years. It was fun taking him around and having him show us where he went to school and where his grandma lived. Ronnie told us stories we have heard at least fifty times each but I managed to get some of them on video for those of you who want to hear them too. No Aunt Tara, you can't put him in your pocket with your Uncle Neil.


I have really enjoyed my job at Almac. Unfortunately I was told a few Mondays ago that we wouldn't be kept on at all but that there was the possibility of getting hired as an analyst in the upcoming opening position. I had also had applied for a validation technician and was asked to come and interview for that. Now we all know about my "austin" well it seems it will forever plague me or maybe I'm plaguing it. Who knows really. What happened was I didn't read the email inviting me to the interview as throughly as I should have. Otherwise I would have read that I needed to prepare a power point on why I was qualified to have the job.  Instead my ability to read things right kicked in just before I was about to walk out the door and to work. I think if I was a Smedry my power would be reading things wrong. I felt prompted to bring my interview clothes even though I was planning on emailing them when I got in and letting them know I wouldn't be attending the interview due to my lack of power point preparation. When my car pool, Emma, picked me up I told her how I hadn't prepared the power point and she then helped me get a rough draft together so when I got into work I whipped up a PowerPoint, emailed it to the gal, and by ten was interviewing for the position. It was an intense morning but at least I was able to have the interview. I found out this week that I didn't get the position but they are keeping my information in case a similar position arises. I have since that interview applied for the analyst position and am still waiting to hear back about it.


Riding to work with Emma is an adventure nearly everyday. We get attacked by face hungry fluttering moths, have the windshield wipers randomly stop working, and my favorite, have the smell of death following us until it falls off Emma's car. She's definitely made going to work something to look forward to.


Aunt Tara, Sydney not Nicole Stephenson, and Boydamus came to our green isle for a visit this month. It was a quick visit but it was a very terrific visit. I picked up a rental car on Friday on my way home from work and then woke up early Saturday to drive down to Dublin to pick them up and take them around. Good thing I listened to my promptings to get my license even though it made no sense. The Holy Ghost rocks! Many of you saw our happy reunion where I discovered how small Tara is. She would fit in well with the small little leprechauns of Ireland. Once we were all together, and after much celebrating, we made our way to Rock of Cashel. It is an old monastery/cathedral. I think it was a good first thing to see. Got them walking around and seeing some of the old stuff here. After we fed Sydney so she wasn't hangery anymore we went and drove around Cork for a good thirty mins so that she would nearly pee her pants. Eventually we got to the Blarney Castle. Everyone really enjoyed it. On our way to our cozy farmhouse for the night, we stopped in Killarny National Forest. I would really love to go back there some day because it looks amazing at dusk so I'm sure with full light it is fantastic. Leo and Mick drove all the way down to our cozy farm house we rented after work and ended up beating us to it. To get there we had to drive up a very narrow country road with big hedges on the passengers side and Aunt Tara had such a good time riding shot gun. Not only was I able to keep her up through her jet lag and over worked insomnia from Brussels but we also managed to squeeze a little bit of fitness time in and tone her left side, especially the arms and shoulder. At one point, even commented casually that she wouldn't mind a cigarette. It must be all the smokers bringing her cravings to the surface and not the forever looming hedges stretching towards the car. Our house we rented was really nice and fit the seven of us just dandy. He next day we all went to the Cliffs of Moher and then drove back to Ards. The crew, minus me, went to Rice's pub that night and had a bit of craic with Ronnie. Both Boyd and I woke up the next day with a stuffed up head and a bit of a head ache. I swear were weren't snogging at all. I left that up to Sydney now-Nicole Stephenson. And now she's sick. After drugging up, we hit the road and made our way up north to cross Carrick-a-Rede bridge. Finally, on our way back down south be were able to get a chippy. Aunt Tara had some really yummy fish and Boyd had really great onion rings. It was a successful afternoon in my book. We then had a visit in Tollymore forest. Boyd and I killed some orcs and then we came home and had an early night. It was a bittersweet moment dropping them off at the airport but in eight months or less we will be moving back home so it won't be log before we get to see those crazies more often. 


For those of you who wanted to read about how my talent would play out, here is a little excerpt from the latest book. Those of you who have no interest can stop waiting for pictures because you won't get any with this post. You will have to wait until I get back from my adventure. Until next time!!!








Alcatraz and his weird second cousin thrice removed, Kaiya, were running down the halls of the Highbrary, they had to find the remedy for Bastille and all the others that were in coma. They passed a hallway branching from the main corridor they were in when suddenly there was a startling sound like a cat being stepped on. Alcatraz, not being a cat or penguin lover, but not enjoying stepping on any animal, leaped in the air. "Wow, I didn't know you could heel click!" Kaiya exclaimed as she came to a stop near Alcatraz. "What?" He asked. "I didn't know you could heel click. That was almost as good as my Aunt Tara's." "I wasn't heel clicking. I jumped in the air because I thought I had stepped on a cat." "In the Highbrary? Yeah right. And I'm a bumbling fool," she laughed. That's not too far off from the truth, Alcatraz thought. He still didn't understand why Grandpa Smedry insisted on these not really related relations getting involved in such a dangerous and serious mission. They were like a full deck of cards if all those cards were jokers. No really, they do have some pretty excellent jokes. You should ask to hear the zebra one if you ever survive reading this excerpt. "Well what was that cat noise?" Alcatraz  asked. "I didn't hear a cat noise." "Then what was that noise?" "What noise?" "A noise like a cat was being stepped on. " "Oh that noise!" "Yes that noise. Do you know what it was or not?" "Yeah, I know what that noise was." "…….and what was it?" "Oh that was me. I saw a sign down that hallway that said 'potion room'. I thought that might be a good place to look for a cure for the Mokians." "And Bastille." "Yeah, and Bastille." "Well, let's get down there and look," Alcatraz responded. We turned back around, cautious of any cats, and ran down the side hall. As we neared the room we ran head first and collided with a librarian moving a third century Grecian vase. Even though Alcatraz no longer had his power, he broke that vase really good. It was pretty much just dust. "Wow, cuz, you sure you're power is gone?" I asked incredulously looking at the vase poof surrounding the dazed librarian on the ground. "What kind of potion room is full of pots and vases?!" Alcatraz asked as he came out of his dusty daze. Kaiya looked around, suddenly realizing he was right. "Oh, my bad!" Kaiya said with an innocent face, "the sign really says 'pots n' vase room'! Sorry Alcatraz! At least now we've wasted enough time you won't die in that one part of the book with the screaming and the blood and the malnourished goldfish." "Shattering glass! Spoiling the ending of a book is just as bad as skipping the the end or eating crapaflapnasti!" "So does that mean I've won a competition?!" Kaiya asked a little too enthusiastically. "No," Alcatraz sighed standing up. "It means this excerpt is finally over."



Thursday, July 28, 2016

'L' Shaped Paradise

Hey sunshine, I haven't seen you in a long time. Why don't you show your face around my mind? Well, that's not 100% true. I saw you bits and pieces yesterday and last week you hung about and heated this little island up nice and toasty. That's right folks, believe it or not it got to 80.6 degrees last week. That's the warmest I have been since I moved here over two years ago and it was fantastic! A bit too humid but I won't complain if wants to be that warm again. The Irish are just as good at moaning as the rest of the population and were all complaining it was far too warm. They can never be pleased. Most of the time it's too cold and rainy and when the sun is out it's to warm and sunny. The funny thing to me is that if they were on vacation somewhere it would be acceptable to be that warm and they would even brag about it when they got home but for it to be 80.6 degrees here on their own turf is a travesty.

A puffin

Also a late happy birthday to the wonderful country I call home! This year Leo and I celebrated by having a few American treats. Who doesn't love Cheetos?


Life has been pretty busy with my new job. I barely feel like I am able too get anything done that isn't work related these days. My typical work day starts at 5:30 with some yoga and maybe a shower. Then after breakfast and making lunch I head out to get a lift to work. At 5:00 I head home and by 6:20 I am making dinner. We eat between 7-8 depending on if Leo is working and then 9:30 I am in bed to start over again. But it's good. I am really enjoying life and work. It has been super nice to have money left over in our bank account by the time I get paid again. If I only knew they were keeping me all my financial worries would dissipate. 

I'm sure most of you know about the big vote the UK had back in June. Overall, UK voted to leave the EU. Scotland and Northern Ireland voted to stay in and England and Wales voted to get out. What I think is interesting is that it seems a lot of the older generation have voted to leave while a majority of the people that voted to stay in were all younger. Leo voted to get out, I guess that says which generation he's part of. Some of the people (younger folk might I add) were SO upset about the UK voting out that it was ruining their day. They were angry all day because of it. It will be interesting to see what happens, especially here in Ireland. Because The ROI is in the EU and NI is going to leave the EU will they put up boarder control? If not how will they stop people crossing into the UK so freely? Will the Euro or Pound drop in value? Only time will really tell. 

My car pool  was in England for a week and so I had to get lifts from other people into work. One of the days Leo let me drive little Me to work. He was very nervous and worried and almost didn't let me do it but I persuaded him. I am trying to get my UK license and I had a driving lesson that night that I would have been late to if I got a lift with the other people from work. As we traded seats and he got out to go to work and wished me and Me a safe journey I didn't inspire much confidence as I drove away on the wrong side of the road. I quickly corrected my mistake and hoped he hadn't seen my minuscule mistake. If I had looked in my mirrors I would have seen an exasperated husband arms stretched out wide and mouth dropped open, and a increasingly worried look on his face. I got Me safely to work and back so really there was no need to worry. If you don't believe me just ask Shan.

Ronnie is doing well, all things considered. For an 81 year old he is in pretty good shape too. Earlier this summer he was up on the roof of his shed waterproofing it and the rest of the shed. Plus mows his lawn and goes on hour long walks up and down hilly countryside. August 6th we are going to take him down to Dromore, which is where he grew up. We are also hoping to get up to the top of Scrabo so hopefully I will have some good pictures for you guys. I want to go down there and see if I can find anything to help me with Leo's family history. It will probably be the last time Ronnie sees Dromore before he dies because he can't get around far distances like that easily and it's hard for Leo to get Saturdays off.

Happy Birthday to all you summer kids! There are a lot of you June-August born. Weird to think my youngest sister can drive now. Seems like just yesterday she was dancing on the table in her underwear eating celery telling me I wasn’t the boss of her. Good thing those days are over! Leo's and Jared's birthday was Monday and I don't know about Jared but Leo had a good day. Thanks to all of you who sent him birthday well wishes and even more más thanks to those who sent money. I got him a t-shirt, socks, ear buds, chocolate, and a trip to Rathlin Island to see "his" puffins.



We took a ferry over and walked almost the whole island. I think the population of the island is 75 people and that day I heard there were over 200 visitors on the island. 





















Because we got to the island so early we walked the four and half miles to the bird sanctuary where we watched puffins, kittiwakes, fulmars, puffins, guillemot, gannets, and two peregrines. Unfortunately they were all too far way for the lenses Leo has so he wasn't able to get the photos he's been dreaming of but we were able to watch them with binoculars. They are funny little birds. We also took a tour of the lighthouse before heading to the east lighthouse. 

Lighthouse light

Living quarters

Blurry pictures of puffins





Baby fulmar








East Lighthouse

Too bright


It seemed like every car we saw on this small island was a piece of crap that you hoped was going to start every time you got in it. Some of the cars even had plants growing out of them. 



It was mostly a cloudy day but being to fools we are didn't put sunscreen on and so both got burned. That's how void of pigmentation my skin is. I burn on cloudy days. All in all we walked about 11 miles yesterday and had a really good time.



Back to earlier in the blog, I carpooled earlier this week with two Greeks and one Irish girl and it was refreshing to get another perspective on living on this island. Both the Grecians think that Ireland is a very beautiful place but they do not like the "summers" here, or rather the lack of them. They both miss having fresh fruits and vegetables. Because potatoes are just about the only thing that you can really get to grow on this island, most everything else has to be imported from Spain or other warm countries that can actually grow fruits and veggies. It is reassuring to know that I'm not the only foreigner that has a hard time with the lack of sunshine :) On the opposite side of things, an old co-worker of mine went to Las Vegas in June and these were some of the things she really enjoyed about the dry western states:

  • Fluffy melt in your mouth pancakes from Denny's
  • Paper seat protectors in public toilets
  • The dry air (her husband has lung problems but was felt great in Vegas)
  • How cheap things are
  • The food
  • The variety
  • Blue sky and sunshine nearly every summer day

These were some of the things she didn't like:

  • Sales tax not included in the price listed
  • When the AC didn't work

And then people wonder why I want to come home….silly people must be eating too much Trix. Who wouldn't want paper seat protectors?!

Leo finished up school by acing one of his courses and failing the last exam of one by one question. He needed a 85% to pass the test but was just shy of getting that. Luckily he gets to re-test in September but will be capped to the minimum for a pass. He also will be going to England for a week in November for a class and exam to get a certification that he wants for his dream job.

Good luck to the Soelberg's and Morris's in Iowa. I hope that you all do your very best and that your new adventures are filled with good times and very few bad ones. Ttfn!

Sunday, June 5, 2016

Cool....ish

Dia dhuit! What a wonderful day today in Northern Ireland! We have had almost a full week of sunshine! I know that means nothing to those of you stateside but here on this island that very rarely happens. You might say it was like raining cats and dogs it was that peculiar (though after all the types of rain I've experienced here I actually would be too surprised if it actually did rain cats and dogs someday).  While it is not sunny today, it is still the same warmish temperature it has been all week. Isn't ish so cool? Not even coolish it's just plain cool.



A lot has happened since my birthday. I had an interview, got a job, quit my other job,  got driving insurance, got a hair cut, walked around lots of different places, pooped a lot, wiped my bum with cardboard (at least that's what my dad says the tp here feels like. How he knows that I will leave to him to explain), had my lovely parents visit, laughed at Leo "talking" to sheep, broke my toenail, plotted surprises, and brushed my teeth. That's essentially all I've done these last months.

I got a job at Almac as a quality control technician the beginning of May and I am loving it! No mystery sized delivery to put away in the mornings, crazy customer that give you lip because they don't have their ID because they didn't read their email and text saying they needed ID to get their package, no more moaning about every little thing(yet!),  etc. I don't do anything super sciency but that's just fine with me. We many quality check the packaging the medication is going to be put into, and occasionally the capsules or tablets themselves but we don't do chemical tests on them. We check how durable they are and if they dissolve quick enough when you swallow them. It's a bit further away than Belfast but I don't mind. It pays better and I'm enjoying it more :)

Because it is a bit further away I am in the process of getting my UK license. My US license will only be valid for me to drive on until August and even thought this job is only a six month position I still would like to be able to drive myself to work. The have some very different things about their driving that we do. We have cross walks but here you can have zebra, pelican, puffin, toucan, and pegasus crossings and they all have different rules to them. I have an app and have been going through the questions for their theory test and this one came up.


As you are driving down a road you see this sign



What does it mean?

  1. Motorcycles only
  2. Motorcycles only during restricted times
  3. No motorcycles
  4. No motorcycles during  restricted times

Submit your answer at the poll on the side and we sill see if you can get it right.

The most exciting thing that happened also happened in May. My parents came for a little visit. It was such a fun time spending time with them and being able to giving them hugs. Two years was a long time for me to not see them. It will be even greater when I am back for keepsies. We went to some cool places I had never been before. Belfast Castle, cave hill, The Gobbins, and some places I have like Tollymore forest park, Castlewellan, Rostrevor, and Clandeboye Forest/Helen's Tower. It was super fun. Leo worked most of the time but was able to spend a day with us. My super nice padre paid for a room for us at a B&B while we were down around Newcastle. Leo's and my room overlooked out into a sheep pasture. I never knew a more vocal animal. Sheep are like the ultimate relief society women. They never shut up. All night long they were baaing. I slept through most of it but I was impressed, when I would wake up, at their commitment to conversation.


Leo practicing his second language at the B&B.

If the video above doesn't work click here. It was a really good time and I was sad to see them go but like my mom said, at least this time I know it's not forever and a year is nothing compared to what I've done so far :)


































Who doesn't want to be pooped out of a deer?









 Pictures taken the other day at Scrabo






Congrats to all of you have had graduations or mission jazz and happy birthday to all you now older people. Have another good set of months and I will see you all later!