Learning Is Fun, Shayli

I have been so excited to write this blog!! :D :D Why, might you or might you not ask? Well, let me answer that not asked question because I know deep down you really do want to know why. Because I have been exceptionally hilarious in my mind lately and I love reading this I write because they bring a smile to my face. “Oh that Kaiya! She’s so clever and witty!! The things she comes up with I would never think of in a million years!!  Oh wait, yes I would because that’s me!!! *proceeds to chortle like a overstuffed man in a tux and mustache*” Without any further ado, let the fun (for me to type and then chortle over my own jokes that no one else gets) BEGIN!!!!!

This last week I think just about everyone in my family learned an important lesson. If they didn’t I’ll just make something up that sounds grood :)

Clay finally learned what his mom meant when she said nothing good happens after midnight! (alright it was 11:45 but still close enough!)

Shay learned never to ask dad what he wants for dinner when texting for mom

Tristan learned that she’s glad she didn’t have twins

Dad learned to always check who you’re texting

Mom learned she can have lots of fun toys and hotels on wheels but they come with a big bed all to herself for two weeks

Kelc learned how to avoid getting trampled by high school runners

Miki learned feeling and looking like a princess means irish lads will hit on you but they still think your mom’s better looking

Leo learned to watch what you say around any "Margret Thatchers". Oh aye!! ;)

And I learned that school is hard, and that’s why you should do well the first time so you don’t have to redo any stupid classes! I also relearned that wet ice cream provoked farts are THE worst!

Another thing I learned this week came from work. I learned about PooPourri™ and now you can too.

If the video above didn’t work click here to be informed. 

Life is good and wedding plans are too. Just a few little things here and there left to do. Such as buying envelopes for the invites, getting pictures for the center piece frames, and buying ties for the men. Some of the bigger stuff is choosing the cake flavor, buying Leo’s ring, and crap like that. Nothing too big. I also have little things that I need to take care of before I leave like renew my license, get my eyes and teeth check up on, and such. Other than that shtuff everything is good and done!

So for those who don’t know I am not working at Office Depot these days. I quite there sometime ago and am now working at Overstock Drugstore. It’s an online company my neighbors own. I pretty much do data inventory. Not too bad of a gig :) I like it MUCH better than my previous job. I am also currently feeding the place I rode at twice a day for some extra cash, as well as taking one class at the U, and leasing a horse named Jane. Add talking to my Irish pen-pal and time is pretty well taken up. Life is Good™.

Here are some of the animals they have at the barn I feed. 

**WARNING** 

CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGES OF A PIG, AND BY GRAPHIC I MEAN IT CONTAINS IMAGES OF A PIG. 

Believe it or not that pig figured out how to get out of it's pen. It lifts the gate up off it's hinges and then walks on out. Freaky smart pig. I couldn't lift the gate back onto both hinges and it lifted it off with it's face! I tried to keep it from lifting the gate up by placing cider blocks under the gate but it moves those around like legos. Note to self, never get a pig, unless I would like nightmares the rest of my life. 

This is a cool spider I found in the mailbox the other day.

I flipped it out of the mail box but I'm not sure where I flipped it onto....maybe my bag, the mail, or even myself. I'm not sure. I didn't see it anywhere but that doesn't mean anything. But shhhhhh! Don't tell my mom! She doesn't know I possibly brought a spider in the house and then laid on her bed!!! And what she doesn't know won't hurt her!! ;)

This is a cool picture Leo took Sunday of Belfast City. This is just outside of his work. 

Well, go learn something now. And remember, learning is fun Shayli.

ps Dad, I'm sorry if mom has dreams about glow in the dark spiders tonight.