Anything Will Do

Well here we are again with another installment of what the heck goes on inside Leo’s head…? If anyone knows please let my shrink know as he seems to have no clue and me of course. Well, maybe if anyone knows let my shrink and me know, cheers big ears. 

Well so far for Mr. Me I’ve had a wee run in with a wee bit a bad luck. So much for the good luck after finding a four leaf clover. Who ever said they bring good luck should be shot or hung whichever; as long as they die for the mistake they lead people to believe that they bring awesome good luck…

Oh let me begin me ole tale of yore, it all began on the sixth month 2014. Roughly about four weeks ago we took an ole wee dander down the banks of the Castletown river. Upon walking back up towards me old place of residence I spotted a four leaf clover. I bent down and picked the feckin thing and went,”Oh look Kai, I found a four leaf clover,” we put it in a vase of water. A few days (to a week later) it died and shriveled up and died. That my friend, is when the bad luck all started. I had a day off work, lucky me I thought, unsuspecting of the fate my car had in store. So we decided to take a trip to Dun an Ri forest for the day. We set of from home and we pulled into a local gas station filled the car up with petrol and as we approached the road smash, bang, wallop!!! We had crashed. The car sustained far too many injuries that the car doctors had decided to pull the life support as they couldn’t save the life of my poor Megane but in compensation for my loss the life insurance are giving me 900 (minus the excess) to get a new steed.  Well my friends, I can not wait to show you the Swift when she finally shows her face around here with her glimmery blue make up and her white shoes she is a real beauty. She is small, like the size of a Mini Cooper, but very big breasted for being a 1.3 L. She is super nippy and fun to play with. It makes the 1.4 L had before look super ugly, feel super sluggish, and that she didn’t wanna play but I cant speak bad of her she served me almost well. She had two things going for her; she was very comfy and had a huge arse, which was awesome. Sad that she has passed but glad of the new steed. I will post pics of her soon. 

Then on kai’s last post we had been drawing on each other and she had drawn on me arse a nice shamrock and saying kiss my arse. She had taken pictures of all the drawings she had done on me and there was one in particular, that was the very first picture, she had on her blog she didn’t notice I was naked had me arse out and it was taking at the side were I had my hand around me well dick, penis and it was still hanging out of the other side of my hand. So I had received an email that she had posted a new blog and I started to read it when I came across that picture and went, “WHAT THE????’ Very surprised Kai asked what so I show her and she goes. “Wow! I didn’t even realize your arse was out in that picture!” So I look at her startled and said, “That’s not the bit I was worried about! My dick is hanging out in that picture!” Then we both laughed. So she tried to access her blog to remove the picture and the internet was being slow and her blog wouldn’t load at first. Now all the readers were about to see my pee pee hahaha but a few lucky readers from across the world got a glimpse of that penis that somehow got through the vetting process. If anyone who would like to see that picture Kaiya would be more than happy to show it to use ;)   

Then even more recently my grandma has been taken to hospital with deteriorating kidneys. She didn’t look so good in the days before hand and looked even worse in the hospital but a couple of good things are she’s been in good spirits in the hospital having great craic but most of all she was flying with the pink fluffy pigeons or were they puffins? Maybe even piles of pink fluffy puffin…Whatever the doctors have been giving her would be enough to either A) tranquilize a horse B) make an elephant drowsy C) give me an awesome night’s sleep and still be legally high for a few days after I awaken.  

On a super positive note we met up with kelc, shay, and little tall miki. It was really super awesome to see them again and to actually spend time with them in Ireland. We didn’t have nearly enough time together but with the small amount of time we had was super great. We showed them are shitty town, that even the people that live here don’t even like living here. It does have that effect on ya but I agree with kelc and them all, it’s by far better than Dublin. We then showed them are apartment, went for a picnic up at an old castle, and played cops and robbers. By popular belief I did not fall through stingy nettles and brambles and then crashed at the bottom of a hill. Then we then set sail to the bus station to catch a bus to Dublin to allow the lassies to get back to their wee tour group. I hope they are still having an amazing time and hope they further enjoy. Enjoy Scotland and don’t forget to hate England. NOT BEING BIAS at all. 

So to all that’s maybe interested I have been doing well in technical college. All 15 exams/assignments were completed and all were passed which mostly involved intense computer programming proper geeky stuff. Kai would tell ye I’m a nerd and would most likely be able to hack into your computer after all I certifying myself as an ethical hacker but with a broad range of very in depth computer skills, from making software to designing and setting up all sorts of networks.

One my way to Dublin

Views from Train

A reunion so awesome not even my camera can handle it.

As my hubby has stated we had a super fab-tastic time with my sisters. I miss them all very much :( I woke up early Saturday morning and took the train into Dublin where I met my sister. After a hug in the road ( we're dangerous like that) we quickly walked to our bus stop while listening to my sisters talk about their adventure so far. It sounds like they have had a real awesome time and I hope it continues that way :) While waiting for our bus some guy told us that we should check with the bus station around the corner if that was really where our bus was going to pick us up at because it was kind of a sketchy place for us to be. We thanked him but I made a ruling dictatorial decision not to ask and remain where we were. After getting on the bus and getting half way to Dundalk. Kelcie told me that the place they were earlier waiting for the bus some guy said was sketchy. That's what the air here does to you. Yes, I know it is Kelcie we are talking about but let's forget that fact for now.

Leo met us at the bus station and we gave them a quick tour of the city center, after getting some lunch-ables for lunch. After a quick stop at our place we headed up the hill and had a picnic at the castley thing and then played some cops and robbers where Leo may or may not have fallen into a patch of nettle and brambles and Miki may or may not have been bitten by the awful brambles. 

They gather in groups, encircling one another with long tendrils and razors, as if to claw their way to the top. Where they sit does not really matter, not when you have teeth jutting out extending in every direction. Unsuspecting pray come drawn by the sweet scents of the dark juices. Coming to close they latch onto the pray. Where they sit does not matter as they all get the chance to stick their sharp spines into the flesh of the latest catch. Struggling and quick movements cause slicing of skin and deep piercing into limbs. Pray never escape unharmed and most take with them small broken fractures of the razor sharp claws. These beasts of old never loose, and that is why you do not fight a Bramble.

We came back and played a game or two of mow or something like that. Totally a Jared and Jaden game. We showed them along the river and then quickly walked back to the bus station where we almost saw the missionaries but not quite. Once in Dublin we again quickly walked around. We had a quick look at Carroll's Irish Gifts and then found a chippy where we got dinner. It was Slovakia all over again. Food on the run. We even made it back to the place the rest of the group was having dinner in time for the sisters to have desert. Lucky duckies. We mournfully parted ways and they've had what sounds like an awesome time :)