Thursday, August 28, 2014

Union Jack


The Spirit of Ireland welcomes you! She welcomes you back in hushed tones that sound like grass rustling in the wind. That wind is warm and fragrant with the smell of fresh lawn clippings. You realize you just chopped up the Spirit of Ireland. Never fear, the Spirit of Ireland is everlasting. There she is now, formed in a new body. 


Welcome. Welcome back.

I know a good few of you just want me to skip all the blabbering and get right to the pictures but you're going to have to wait because I want to blabber. I have one new story to share from work. Yes, gather round. It's story time. For a good few weeks now there has been this family that comes in and steals stuff from us. Sometimes they pay for one or two items but not the rest and other times they take everything without paying. It just so happens that this family are what people here call travelers but you and I would know them better as gypsies. I didn't know that they were gypsies until Tuesday when they were pointed out to me. A few days ago they came in and the store manager was there and she yelled at them to get out. It was, of course, done in a very Irish way.  Meaning there was no shortage of obscenities as she yelled. The mother began yelling back saying this was prejudice because they were travelers. The store manager told her it had nothing to do with the fact that they were travelers but the fact that they kept stealing stuff from the shop. The mother proceeded to yell at Elaine telling her that they had never stolen things. Then the oldest children got involved and it kind of became a yelling match. Of course everyone in the shop stopped and starred just like they annoyingly do at a traffic accident on the freeway. It reached it's climax when the mother stormed out of the shop followed by her children but not before the kids had knocked things off the shelves and stolen some things. They still continue to half pay or not pay for things. I don't know how true this is but I heard that the mom was prosecuted for stealing from 23 shops in one day and they let her go because she has six kids to take care of.

We had a large spider in our apartment the other day which reminds me of a story that happened back home. Don't ever let Shayli tell you to shut up. That's all the warning I'm giving to you.


The last few days have made it appear that summer is over and winter is getting closer here in Dundalk, Ireland. Not that there's much of a distinction. In winter is colder and rains more, other than that they are the same season. I was able to wear my tevas for about a month. During that glorious month I wore a sweatshirt and pants with my tevas. Not the whole summer ensemble you'd expect but my toes sure enjoyed the fresh air. I hear it's been a very cool August back in Utah. Sounds like things are taking a cool turn this year. That's not a bad thing at all. Maybe it'll stop the west from having so many fires this year.

























Hahah! Pictures before descriptions!! >:) More here.

Our trip to London was fun (I enjoyed it). We arrived at our hotel (a B&B) about midnight and had a very unrestful sleep as our room was under the reception desk and anytime they moved up there the ceiling in our room creaked very loudly. We got up Sunday morning and met Deidre at Kings Cross Station. We had a little look at the Harry Potter store and danced around the massive group of Asians crowded around the 9 3/4 pillar where they have half a cart sticking out with books and a stuffed owl on the cart. This confused Leo greatly as he couldn't figure out what the Asians where doing in such a massive group around a station wall. Then we went to a few markets where Deidre got her daily dose of coffee and we shared some yummy food. From there we went to the British Museum. It was really cool and Deidre sure has learned a lot at this fancy english school. She can tell you all sorts about Asian art and history. One thing I learned is that I am glad that I am not a collectable because those English guys sure to like to collect things and I'd hate to be on display for the rest of forever. From there we went to a big nerd store and then had Korean food. It wasn't as good as Sam Hawk but it was still better then eating the same food they have in Ireland. After that we took a walk around Hyde Park where I got some footage of a little girl falling into the pond. Deidre said I am an ass but I just think I'm lucky ;) Plus, I'm not good at braying.

We had an early night that night and met up the next morning where we saw Tower Bridge, and another market. Leo and I went on the HMS Belfast, built by the same cranes that built the Titanic, and had a look around. That war ship is HUGE!! It was like a maze! It was pretty crazy and cool. We met back up with Deidre and she took us to the London Eye, Big Ben, Parliament building, and Buckingham Palace. On the way to our hotel, Deidre had us stop at this fancy shop where they had all sorts of cool looking things, including cronuts! I bought some mini ones and Leo and I shared them back at our hotel. They weren't as good as I was expecting but they were still nice. We said good bye to Deidre and went to our hotel to grab our stuff before meeting up with Leo's "mum" Karen.

Karen met Leo while he living in England and loved him so much decided she would adopt him. Karen and her boyfriend, Gary, took us to this Chinese place and fed us. Then they took us back to their place and talked until about 12:30. We got up the next morning and Karren took us to see her ponies. She let us ride her one of her ponies, that is almost a horse, and walk the other. After that she took us to a nice Italian place. It was so yummy! I have missed all the yummy foods we had on our trip!! It's so nice to be able to go somewhere and enjoy all sorts of different foods. They just don't have that in Ireland. At least not where we live. After lunch they dropped us off at the airport, but not before stinky Leo had a bath. He had gone nearly 5 days without a shower. Our flight out was delayed so we missed our bus to Dundalk and had to wait 2 hours before the next one came so we didn't get home until 2 am but it was a good trip and I'm glad I got to see both the city and countryside of England. A big thank you to Deidre for being an excellent tour guide and another set of big thank yous to Karen and Gary for being wonderful hosts, feeding us, and letting us ride her pony!

Leo did not enjoy the trip to London at all. I found out the day we were flying out that he never wanted to go and wished he could just stay home. Yay for awesome communication skills! We rock! He did, however, have a much better time once we got with Karen.

In other news, I'm trying to become legal to work in Northern Ireland so that we can move up there once our lease here finishes. It's a pain though because know one seems to know what to do. Pain in the bum really. I will keep you updated as it continues to not progress. Thanks for joining and have a great last ten minutes of your life. To help you with that, I've included a video of Tristan's star pupil. Tristan is hoping this one will make it into the Olympics.




Monday, August 11, 2014

Birthday Brownies

Howdy hey there. So it's been a few weeks and summer is almost done for the kiddies. Poor you! Soon you will have to go into the redundant routine of school. And you thought you were done with it when you got your fancy paper that essentially told you that you were done. Well that paper lied. In fact ALL paper lies. Don’t ever listen to what paper tells you. This being on the internet and basically e-paper counts as full truthful fact. You should believe everything on the internet. It will never lead you astray like paper! *spits* Such distasteful stuff!
 
So last I left you I left you with stories of crazy Mick, the neighborhood hooligan and idiot. No body, unless they were an drunken idiot would try to get retribution on the place that let them walk out with the door with beer two days in a row by blowing up their gas pump. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that the one lighten the match for that firework show definitely won't get to watch it.
 
I heard back in June this lady and her little five year old came into our store. The little girl had a backpack on that was far to big for her. Another woman (we'll call her A) came in and knew lady. A and lady started chatting as we were ringing them out and A asked lady if those were highlights in her daughters hair. Lady said that they were and A asked how old lady's daughter was. Lady said five and that she had asked for them herself. A looked astonished and made noises of unbelief. Lady said that the best part was that her daughter and this other five year old kid had kissed and now they were in love. A made more noises of disbelief as lady and her daughter with the very large backpack and highlights left the shop.
 
 Kind of a crazy world we live in. I know I have, and often do, get wrapped up in the things of my life that I don't take time to realize the things going on out there. This is a huge planet, comparatively when referencing it to your house, with lots of people. Most of those people aren't doing much but living the best they can. There are some though that are making an impact on this hunk of rock we live on and call Earth, others may call is Jasoom. Now I'm going to go all Pocahontas, as Clint and Kyler would say, on you, but my major did come with an emphasis in environmental studies. Ever heard of fracking? It is a typing of mining for natural gases. Fracking is short for hydraulic fracturing,(unconventional gas extraction) this is a highly industrial process involving pumping a mix of water, sand and chemicals under huge pressure into gas bearing rock. Now, I'm not here to try and persuade you to view it as the destructive health risk I see it as but to let you make your own mind up about it and at very least let you know that it exists, because someday it could effect you. Click here and here. Click here to watch a video. If you like seeing things like water lighting on fire you'll like parts of the video.
 
The newest things in our lives are that Leo is still loving the little Swift. The other day while driving the fun Swift he saw a car spin and flip on the motorway. It was like a scene right out of a James Bond movie. It made him love that the little Swift didn't love acrobatics like that other car had. I loved the little Swift even more for that than he did. I received my residence card, finally, or my Stamp 4 EUFam. It allows me to live and work in Ireland for up to five years, or when ever my passport expires. So I guess I'm coming home before September 12, 2016. For those of you who have not heard, and I'm sorry if I have said this already, but we will not be coming home for any kind of visit or whatnot between now and 2016 when we move back. In the mean time we are trying to figure out what we need to do to move ourselves up North. It's been a difficult process as no one really seems to know. We hope to move up closer to Leo's work and school to save on money and so that he doesn't have to drive so far everyday, especially when school starts again. Hopefully we can get that sorted soon. This weekend we are going to see Deidre and Leo's friend Karen in London! Yay! It should be lots of fun and I will hopefully have lots of pictures! In between now and then, here are some pictures from a few years ago that I thought everyone would enjoy! And you're welcome, to all of you who I didn't ask if I could post these :D

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Leo!! Thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes and gifts!!!