Ther Doktor

I have time traveled to the future and tomorrow is a great day so thoroughly enjoy it :) Tuesday I met my.......leader? I don't know what she'd be called but to really explain things there are other things that you need to know to be able to make sense of it all. UWW is broken into 4 main zones. I was first put in creepy crawly and cold water. This includes so weird fish, a bunch of crabs, some sharks, and two albino pythons. Go figure. The fourth zone is mammals which I may or may not be allowed to participate in. Time will tell *crosses fingers*. Oh, by the way, they gave me my uniform on Monday and there's some horribly uncomfortable news and some mmmm ok news with that. The horribly uncomfortable news is the shirt is a little to short for my taste and the shorts, well, as a boy I know would say they're very tight on me arse ;) I thought about placing a photo here to show you how tight they are and how badly they ride up my butt but the thought of wearing them again was enough to give me a wedgie so I've opted out. It's better this way for everyone, trust me. The mmmmm ok news is that the great move across the ocean did not mess with my mad skills of looking flat chested as I was informed I looked flat chested by a dear dear friend :) Yay me!!(not you Kelcie, me)

Each of the zones has a leader that has been there longer than others and instructs them on the best way to go about taking care of the animals and tanks in that zone. My zone leader wasn't in on Monday so on Tuesday I met her. She's alright. A nice enough kid but I don't think I be friends with her outside of work as she doesn't seem like the type of kid I could handle. Most days after work I walk about the area learning more and more where things are before I go home and read. If you would like to Skype with me the best time would be on Saturdays or Sundays sometime after 2pm your time. I'm really easy to find on skype but if you're having trouble just let me know and I'll add you so all you'll have to do is confirm me as a contact. Anyway, we just did a lot of cleaning up. Not the best day but whatever ya know.

Wednesday I performed one of my super clean acts of amazement. So I don't know how many of you know abou the time I was hired by this lady while I lived in Logan to help her clean her house because they were getting ready to move. Anyway, I wasn't much help because it took be two hours to clean a small bathroom. Two hours. It was really embarrassing in the end but it was really clean. Well, I did a similar thing yesterday. I was put in charge of vacuuming out the grim in this tank by using a low powered suction hose and cleaning out the grim from the rocks. It took me two hours to do a fourth of a tank. In my defense she did say it took a long time ;)

Thursday I got to help collect sea turtle poop, chop up frozen squid, and feed it to sick turtles. They have this problem where they float and can't dive so they can't eat, luckily people spot them and pick them up where we treat them and then release them once they're ok. It was really cool and funny watching them eat :) I hope soon I'll remember to bring my camera so you can see pictures of where I work. Pretty groovy stuff :)

This is a funny video of Flight of the Concords  a New Zealand band that has a tv show on HBO. It's pretty funny. Murray, the guy in the white dress shirt is there in that video.

That'll do. Cya mate :)